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Dec. 2nd, 2009 @ 02:03 pm Must Remember to Post
In today's SSS, I hopefully get rid of all this sentimentality that's been plaguing me, and everyone learns a valuable lesson.
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Nov. 25th, 2009 @ 10:48 am Only Kids Call it "Turkey Day"
Current Mood: Barbaric
Today's SSS is very respectful to all people of all colors, religions, and creeds. Seriousy, it was just supposed to be something goofy about eating Turkey, then I saw some video about Sarah Palin signing books and went off the deep end.
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Nov. 23rd, 2009 @ 02:47 pm New SSS
Current Mood: Barbaric
Fuck your "Traffic and Weather together every ten minutes on the eights," I'm more regular than the laxative joke you're expecting right now."
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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 09:59 am New SSS!
Current Mood: Barbaric
After an unfortunate sabbatical of one day (damn those deadlines!), SSS returns with a maudlin post commemorating my departure from the culinary arts world.
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Nov. 16th, 2009 @ 01:25 pm SSS Update!
Current Mood: Barbaric
In today's SSS, you get to read the ironic hypocrisy of an alcoholic telling people not to drink. Let's listen in.
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Nov. 13th, 2009 @ 11:53 am OMGZOR 2012!!!11oneone
Current Mood: Barbaric
I have a great new job. Did I do my job? I did not do my job, because I was busy writing up today's Sardonic Shock Syndrome!
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 11:12 am More toxic, less shocking
Current Mood: Barbaric
In today's Sardonic Shock Syndrome, I talk about diminishing privacy by way of an over-extended metaphor that doesn't quite fit, and also use my least favorite word in the world right in the title. That word being "poo."
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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 10:28 am Sardonic Shock Syndrome
Current Mood: Barbaric
Today's Sardonic Shock Syndrome should appeal to anyone who regularly submits to academic lit journals, and also Jay Z fans. There's a Venn diagram I'd like to see."
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Nov. 6th, 2009 @ 07:54 am So Many Redirects!
Current Mood: Barbaric
Go read Sardsonic Shock Syndrome, even though it mostly just tells you to go read something else!
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Nov. 4th, 2009 @ 02:14 pm I Liked my First Album Better
Current Location: United States, Roseville, Loreto St, 15600-16098
Current Mood: Barbaric
In Today's SSS, I overcome a crippling hangover to make lame excuses for taking a high-paying job not two months after saying I didn't want a high-paying job.
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Nov. 2nd, 2009 @ 10:42 am Pay Attention to MEEEEE!
Current Mood: Barbaric
In today's Sardonic Shock Syndrome, I continue to mock other people for doing exactly what I do by foisting my own fears, ignorance, and insecurity upon them in some sort of juvenile Freudian projection.
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Oct. 30th, 2009 @ 10:31 am Feminist Icon
Current Mood: Barbaric
Today's SSS deals with some age-old questions and gives a lot of stock answers with derogatory jokes thrown in for good measure.
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Oct. 28th, 2009 @ 09:34 am You Ruined Halloween - RUINED IT!!!
Current Mood: Barbaric
In this episode, I explain why your Halloween costume is terrible, and a reflection of your own inferiority.
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Oct. 26th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm I Insist on Alienating my Readers!
Current Mood: Barbaric
All four of you will probably hate this weeks Sardonic Shock Syndrome.
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Oct. 23rd, 2009 @ 09:16 am Impoverished Mouthbreathers Rejoice!
Current Mood: Barbaric
New Sardonic Shock Syndrome, detailing the many joys of poverty!

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Oct. 21st, 2009 @ 11:45 am Cowabunga!
Current Mood: Barbaric
You say your life is a never-ending tedium parade? Try reading Sardonic Shock Syndrome, now with UPDATE! http://blog.vytautasmalesh.com/
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Oct. 19th, 2009 @ 12:44 pm SSS Update - She Get it from her Mama
Current Mood: Barbaric
I've gone to all the trouble of updating Sardonic Shock Syndrome for your reading pleasure.  As an added bonus, if you read last week's update regarding this cultures overdose of vampire crap, then you'll delight in the irony of seeing an advertisement for "The Vampire's Assistant" popping up.
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Oct. 16th, 2009 @ 10:12 am Once Bitten
Current Mood: Barbaric
New SSS - protect your neck!
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Oct. 14th, 2009 @ 07:01 am Profiles in Excellence
Current Mood: Barbaric
In keeping with my own working paradigm, I'll be announcing updates to Sardonic Shock Syndrome on this blog. Today, I'm exploring the particulars of restaurant-style dirty talk.
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Oct. 12th, 2009 @ 10:23 am One for my Baby, and One More for the Road
Current Mood: Barbaric
The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that I have started a new blog, and a new website, and that in so doing, it is unlikely that I will post anything more thoughtful than personal updates to this journal. On the other hand, I will use this journal to announce updates to Sardonic Shock Syndrome, and, in keeping with tradition, inform all my friends that I got sooo tooootally waaasted last night.
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